Cortana
At the moment I am installing Windows 10 Creators Update on a laptop for someone. It’s the first time I have heard Cortana during the installation phase.
As nice as I know it should be, I had to turn the volume down. Cortana is so damned irritating!
Is it just me, or does she sound a little too cheerful and smug?
It reminds me of the shenanigans in Red Dwarf, except that at least the toaster was funny.
https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/cortana
https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/cortana
Damn you Microsoft! You turned the volume back up!
Damn you Microsoft! You turned the volume back up!
Damn you Microsoft! You turned the volume back up!
Damn you Microsoft! You turned the volume back up!
Did you mean toaster or something else?
Did you mean toaster or something else?
Did you mean toaster or something else?
Did you mean toaster or something else?
Toaster
Toaster
Toaster
Toaster
Dave Webster just for you, the toaster. youtube.com – Does Anyone Want Any Toast? – Red Dwarf – BBC
Dave Webster just for you, the toaster. youtube.com – Does Anyone Want Any Toast? – Red Dwarf – BBC
Dave Webster just for you, the toaster. youtube.com – Does Anyone Want Any Toast? – Red Dwarf – BBC
Dave Webster just for you, the toaster. youtube.com – Does Anyone Want Any Toast? – Red Dwarf – BBC
Very good Alan Stainer and I see what you mean!
Very good Alan Stainer and I see what you mean!
Very good Alan Stainer and I see what you mean!
Very good Alan Stainer and I see what you mean!