Sexercise music from Superdrug
I know it will have everyone in a titter, but I do wonder about the practicalities.
For instance, it is based on the ‘average’ duration in the UK. The trouble with that, as we all know, is that no one is average. What happens if the music stops or worse, goes back to the beginning? Do you have to start all over again too?
What would YOU do if you heard someone playing the music in public? Are we to be frowned upon now if we choose ‘normal’ music instead?
Yes, I am talking half in jest and I do think more attention needs to be given to public health in general. As it states in the article, “it’s certainly a lot more fun than pounding the treadmill at the gym.” Which may tickle your funny bone (it did mine), but is a serious point all the same.
Now, has anyone got some head phones I can borrow?
What if the music is too fast Alan Stainer I’d burst out laughing or at least be distracted ;)
Too slow and you could end up a sexual somnambulist and wake up facing the wrong direction…
Are you suggesting we all listen to One Direction instead Art Hutchins?
I’d never suggest such a thing Alan Stainer unless you were aged between 6 and 13 years old…
Would that be Endurance Licking ian blunt